Men Loathe Shopping! Here’s the Solution!

Posted: August 29th, 2009 | Author: articleteam11 | Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: , , , , , , , | 2 Comments »

If you’re a mister that hands out cash as a gift, you must read this article.

Something happens to dudes when they enter a mall. Women love the mere thought of going shopping. Men on the other hand would rather walk in with a specific store list, map, and the nearest escape route (preferably to a bar). They feel like they’ve been kicked in the huevos. It’s like reading all the books in a law library!

Guys, I’m on your side. I suggest you pour yourself a nice cup of organic coffee and mull through this article. It will bring you happiness for years to come!

Females, if you want something, write it down on a list, and stick the list in his wallet. Try to keep your list down to just a few things. Write the price range, and best store to purchase the item at. You must make sure he knows where the list is and keep it updated! Include in the list your favorite color, flower, and clothing size you wear (the actual size, not like your drivers license weight.)

Trust me, you need a list! But if you wan’t to wing it here you go. Oh, and as a note, we consider gift cards cheating unless we specifically request them. I don’t care what the commercials say. That isn’t what we want. Clothing is taboo. Stay away from buying clothing for your lady, unless it’s hot lingerie. If you buy hideous clothing your getting hideous love in return!

My favorite gift is a flower arrangement with a love letter attached. A gourmet dinner out is ALWAYS a welcome gift. If you think through your dinner plans and after meal activities, you will find a very affectionate woman on your hands.

One thing woman like is pampering! We love to receive exotic lotions, scented bath salts and a high end bath robe. A high end bath robe can be expensive so it’s best to shop around.

None of these ideas sound good to you? You may want to consider candy and coffee. What woman can resist the seduction of chocolate? And if she’s into coffee, try to find something special, perhaps some organic coffee. An excellent option for the girl that loves her coffee is a coffee of the month club membership from a gourmet coffee roaster. If you don’t know what she likes, then purchase a few different coffees to let her try. Stick with the finest gourmet coffees and chocolates. Don’t get canned coffee and think you’ll receive kudos.

Almost every woman could use a couple of good pens and a planner. It is very frustrating to hunt through you purse and not have a pen. Even more frustrating is to hunt for a pen, then find one that doesn’t work. If you want to go for the cheap pens good choices are Pentel R.S.V.P, and Pilot G-2. They are relatively inexpensive and work until the ink is gone. All planners serve the same purpose, so get one that fits her schedule and interests (you can find everything from pretty pink leather to all recycled components and every thing in between).

Let’s say your woman likes plants, then you can buy her one of her favorites. Flowers like African Violets, and miniature roses both bloom year around and require minimal upkeep. Every time she looks at the plant she will think of you!

When it comes down to it guys, you should just ask your woman what she wants. Who would know better than her? We just need to know how much you are willing to spend. My previous suggestions can be tweaked to apply to nearly any woman. Make sure that whatever you get your girl, it reflects her desires and needs, not yours. In a pinch you can just get a framed picture of you as a couple. Nothing says love more than US!

If you need a quick, NOW solution, then click on coffee gift baskets for a wide selection of Fair Trade organic coffee and chocolate gift baskets.


2 Comments on “Men Loathe Shopping! Here’s the Solution!”

  1. 1 Do You Know What Your Woman Wants This Birthday? | Online Dating Advice said at 10:34 am on August 31st, 2009:

    [...] Men Loathe Shopping! Here's the Solution! « Gifts for All Seasons [...]

  2. 2 Make Your Own Aromatherapy Bath Salts in Ten Minutes or Less | Aromatherapy Advice said at 5:00 pm on September 3rd, 2009:

    [...] Men Loathe Shopping! Here’s the Solution! [...]


Leave a Reply